When Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti took a photo with NBA legend Magic Johnson earlier this month - without wearing a mask - he received a lot of criticism.
After all, school kids are mandated to wear masks.
But Garcetti had an answer for his critics: He held his breath!
At the Super Bowl on Sunday, so many celebrities were seen not wearing masks.
THEY MUST HAVE ALL BEEN HOLDING THEIR BREATHS! FOR FOUR HOURS!
Apparently it's an LA thing. We wanted to thank these celebrities for holding their breaths for so long and keeping us safe.
Never has such a star-studded cast - Sean Penn, Mark Wahlberg, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez... - put on such an Oscar-worthy performance...
...of elites who are apparently immune to COVID!
Remember they want you and your kids to wear masks - by force of law - but they don't have to.
"We are in this together! Stay safe."
Unless you're rich and famous.
Apparently Mayor Garcetti didn't get the memo that so many celebrities would be holding their breaths like he did.
Remember that in Georgia, where kids have also been forced to mask up, elites can hold their breaths for extended periods, too.
Steve Scalise weighed in.
Enough joking around.
THIS. IS. OVER.