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Biden Bracket Madness: Round 2

Welcome to round 2 of Biden Bracket Madness! The stakes are higher in the round of 16: Bidenomics spells trouble for wallets, his verbal fails continue to astonish, global tensions are on the rise, and "Brandon's" missteps are getting more glaring than ever.

Each of the four regions will play in a tournament-style playoff, until we're down to our top seed in each bracket. After that, we'll have our final four play each other until only one remains! We'll keep updating the polls as the results come in, so be sure to follow along on our social media platforms and here at!

Cast your votes and help us determine the worst of Joe! Fill out your bracket and VOTE BELOW 👇 #BidenMadness

First up, we have the Bidenomics Region 📊:

Welcome to the economic rollercoaster where your finances do more flips than an Olympic gymnast. Will inflation or the housing market stick the landing?

8. Destabilization of the U.S. dollar vs. 4. High inflation

  • 8. Dollar destabilization

  • 4. Inflation

2. Volatile housing market vs. 7. Debt crisis

  • 2. Housing market

  • 7. Debt crisis

Next up is the Joe Said What? Region 🗣:

It’s a linguistic limbo contest—how low can we go? From Dunkin’ Donuts diplomacy to poolside leg tales, which quote will bend backward the most without hitting the ground?

6. " ain't black." vs. 2. "You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent."

  • 6. You ain't black

  • 2. Indian Accent

2. "You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent." vs. 7. "I'm Joe Biden's husband, Joe Biden."

  • 2. Indian accent

  • 5. Joe's husband Joe

Let's Go Brandon Region 👟:

Falling, creeping, and yelling - which Joe Biden moment can come out on top?

3. Yelling at People vs. 6. Creepy Joe

  • 3. Old yeller

  • 6. Creepy Joe

2. Sniffing kids vs. 7. Crashing Bike

  • 2. Sniffing Joe

  • 7. Crashing Bike

Security & Defense Region 🛡:

Feeling safe? Not for long! The top ways Biden has wrecked national security are ready to go at it!

3. Government weaponization vs. 6. Unsafe cities

  • 3. Big brother

  • 6. Unsafe cities

2. Weak justice system vs. 8. Rising cyber crime

  • 2. Weak justice system

  • 8. Rising cyber crime


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